kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

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yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

onlylolgifs:

me trying to participate in sports

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

(Source: prohibiti0n)

anusking:

a shrine to our god

anusking:

a shrine to our god

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit)

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officialunitedstates:

you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you

a)  power through and continue brushing
b)  wash your mouth out
c)  go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty

harrystylesdildo:

Getting a birthday card from your grandma without any money in it

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communistbakery:

$208

communistbakery:

$208

(Source: wwiao)

breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh